six fanfictions i am currently craving:
- the steve rogers and bucky barnes are really mad about these newfangled bananas show, starring steve rogers and bucky barnes, who are really mad about these newfangled bananas
- this same fic, five more times
#TO EXPLAIN: until the 1950s the bananas that were available in the US were a different type of banana than the kind we eat now #but then those bananas got a wasting banana disease and essentially died out #so now we eat a different variety of banana that was resistant to wasting banana disease #which is by all accounts totally not as good as the old school banana #THE LINK UP THERE IS TO A REALLY INTERESTING NYT ARTICLE ABOUT BANANAS #THAT I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SINCE I READ IT IN ‘08 OKAY?! #and also i just want to think forever about happy things #like bucky barnes taking a bite of banana and spitting it out and yELLING #while steve rogers sits next to him nodding in angry agreement
- bisexual and biromantic people are not gay
- polysexual and polyromantic people are not gay
- pansexual and panromantic people are not gay
- "not gay" does not equal straight
- presuming that it does contributes to bi, poly and pan erasure in real life and affects real queer people
i cant get over the pushing daisies au
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
Bucky Barnes is the kind of friend who would draw a dick on Steve’s face if he passed out at a party but if anyone else drew a dick on Steve’s face when he passed out at a party Bucky Barnes would hunt them down and fuck them up.
"Have you fantasized about killing me?"
"How would you do it?"
thelordbern asked: Wonder Woman
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
so basically someone made a redesigned version of Comic Sans and holy shit I never knew I could warm up to something that resembles Comic Sans like this
I’m not a typographer so my eyes aren’t trained for this but I think I might use this from now on
A heroic effort
It looks really good to me. A lot cleaner.
Okay but Comic Neue Angular is AMAZING.
I’m on the pursuit of happiness
And I know everything that shine
Ain’t always gonna be gold
I’ll be fine once I get it
I’ll be good